My name is Lily. And yes, I'm back.

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thankyoucorndog:

boomer-overboard:

thankyoucorndog:

"boy i’m in a great mood!"

"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."

The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.

yes

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Your real first love will make you realize that your first love wasn’t really your first love.
Unknown  (via recovering-ballerina)

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Even if we’re married for 23 years,
I still want you to flirt with me.
A novel written by me. (via princessariel2323)

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dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

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aseaofquotes:

Vladimir Nabokov, Laughter in the Dark
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aseaofquotes:

Vladimir Nabokov, Laughter in the Dark